Emir Osman Task Associates (Finance) Limited
Complaint 361089 Details

This is when I first met Emir Osman 29 years ago in Thailand. I was a monk, living a simple life in Bangkok. Many people came to me with their trubles and one person I remember very well is Emir Osman.
He went to thailand to study the art and science of becoming a sex change doctor in a prestigious ladyboy hospital as he had been interested ever since he was a small boy. He studied very hard but his weakness for ladyboys controlled his life. His instructor doctor told him his surgery was very poor, like a butcher. Also at the time in the hospital, people were mysteriously losing money. Osman was very helpful, he volunteered to look after peoples valuables by volunteering as a night guard. At that time there was little electricity available, so some patients were robbed or buggered in their sleep. since he was no longer a student as his performance was very bad because he was always aroused by the ladyboys in the town so he confessed to me he mastrubated 5-7 times a day and thus his hands were always shaking and he sould not hold a scalpel.. Sadly for him, he was struck off the student roll and had to leave the hospital accomodation.
He could not find work anywhere in Bangkok.
At this time people noticed the burglaries and buggery in the hospital had stopped.
He went to sleep in the beautiful buddha temple as he needed to save money to go back to cyprus. So he made some friends in patpong and made good money as a soapy massage ladyboy. But he enjoyed it too much and other ladyboys complained their money going missing mysteriously every day. He as out of control, especially when sailors visited. he liked the chocolate flavor until his hole was too loose and he was sacked for taking 3 at one time , at the same time, which is not allowed max load was 2 in those days and 1 if black.
after a few weeks he was broke and sleeping in the buddhist temple, still trying to save money for a ticket, but he was literally buggered and spent a lot of money on ky and herbal treatments and trying to find a doctor to fix his opening which was always open and as big a two pound coin.
in the temple he was selling flowers but not successfully as people said his flowers smelled like shit. Soon after tourists complained they were losing reebok, adidas, umbro, diadora shoes and anything they left at steps of the sacred temple.
luckily he had 'connections' in the market and found out who was selling the apparel. in those days there was no way to trace it as video survellance was expensive and very low quality. so fortunately he helped the tourists recover their stolen shoes from the market. once some brother monks even found him with a donkey with bags of shoes headed towards the market. he told them how he had valiantly and single handedly fought off the evil shoe thieves with gongfu he learned in turkey cyprus which is the origin of all
gongfu in the world. And kebab.
the monks believed the brave young man had been disoriented in the fight and blessed him and pointed him in the direction of the temple.
people liked him very much as he was always providing service. Even his donkey was always smiling.
the monks rewarded him handsomely.
On his last day in Bangkok he made kebabs for all his friends in patpong. He said his donkey was nowhere to be seen and he was sad, so
he moved to the uk to better his life. the mysterious shoe thieves also disappeared by the grace of Buddha.