Telephone Road Townhomes
Complaint 347718 Details

The Bender Family

The Husband: Michael Kennath Bender. A small little troll that crawled out the waters of Clear Lake to build Telephone Townhomes, an area he is quite familiar with due to the ramped prostitution. He files bankruptcy on his properties and businesses every other year for the last 20 years as if he is playing Monopoly.

The Wife: Cheryl Hamilton-Bender. This broke down diva doesn’t handle credit well, because every major bank in America has sued her. I’m sure even her wedding ring has a lien on it. But don’t feel sorry for her, she is use to getting sloppy seconds because she’s not Michael’s first wife.

The Son: Michael Bender Jr. This pint-size crook appearance looks as though he escaped from a heroin halfway house about a week ago. Illiteracy runs in the family with this one, due to his inability to pass remedial college courses at San Jacinto, let alone have the ability to read and complete a leasing application on his own.

The Dog: Joe Ann Green (German) Sheppard: This loyal Labrador fetches and retrieves prospective renters on command for the Benders. She follows all commands thoroughly due to fear of being “put down”. The condition of her coat is poor, because she’s older breed. She does not need a leash, because she is easily controlled.